Ants In My Eyes Johnson Electronics

Ants In My Eyes Johnson Electronics!
There are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything!
Am I standing, sitting, I DON'T KNOW!
If you don't now what I'm talking about, get over to Amazon, get the cd or whatever, and enjoy the show!

Fake Doors! $59 Are they real, or fake? I can't see how these things work. Why are these things in an electronics store!	Satellite Receiver This one gets out of this world reception! $199
Dish Washer $199 CHEAP	Washer Dryer Combo Deals! $1477
Crazy Coffee Maker! ONLY $79.99	Home Theater Setups Starting at $400!!
Microwaves $99! That's fair!	Show your support with a STORE SHIRT!

We don't have a damn thing for sale, I have ants in my eyes and can't feel an thing. That's not as catchy I know, but there is nothing at all for sale here.

If this was worth the click, give me some schmeckles flurbos!